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oyster bay

a boring ass town with nothing to fucking do but go to the one good pizza place in town
person 1: hey you wanna hang out

person 2: yea lets hang out at your house i havent been to oyster bay yet

person 1: theres nothing to do

*silence*

person 2: theres gotta be something

person 1: just walk around and eat pizza pretty much
by exelvior231 March 30, 2011
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slap the oyster

After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.
by SurlyGirl July 6, 2006
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Osterville, Ma

A nice little quaint village in the winter where all the locals go to either CCA, Barnstable High or some New England boarding school. Then the rich summer people come, along with the tourists, and the booze and the various illegal substances, to go bridge-jumping, midnight tubing, driving on various things that move, PARTYING in expensive preppy mansions (or locals homes) and/or doing anything while under the infleunce. (This is everyone who lives on Seaview, or has a dock.) The tourists demand to know if there is a beach on the Cape-when they are two steps away from the beach's parking lot- and where lime-green suits around town-perfectly acceptable when your sleeping...by yourself... Then there the nice summer people that can be your bestest friends!
Example 1:
C (on Vespa): Party at A's house! Beer Pong Championships!
L (in Porsche): I'm so there!

Example 2:
Local 1 (at Golf Club): You see Mr. Fancypants of Oyster Harbors over there?
Local 2: Yeah!
Local 1: Well, lets go and play some games with him!
(Both Locals go and hid in the bushes)
(Mr. Fancypants prepares to swing)
(At the same time Local 1 takes foghorn and presses the button)

Example 3:
Richy 1: I belong to all the fancy clubs in town, Wianno, Hyannis Port and Oyster Harbors.
Local to Richy 1: (Slap)

Example 4:
Nice Summer Person: Do u want to go to Sweet Tomatoes, for pizza and rootbeer?
Local 1: Finally, a nice, normal, sober summer person!
by anon... April 28, 2005
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hairy oyster

i was eating her hairy oyster
by tmfnd September 23, 2007
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prairie oyster

A drink touted as a hangover treatment consisting of a raw egg, Worcester sauce, hot sauce, vinegar, salt and pepper. These ingredients are combined in a glass and swallowed in one gulp.
The only thing I'll be able to keep down this morning is prairie oysters.
by Christina v. September 14, 2007
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oyster fruit

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."
by junksniffer45 December 27, 2013
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oister

Another term for a woman's smelly clam or vagina.
Chandler didn't want to go down on Shawna because her oister grossed him out.
by therealrickyspanish September 19, 2016
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