October 26

This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25

Them: of fuck my ass really?

by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 25, 2019

October 26

National wear clothes backwards day.
Wear all of your clothes backwards

No exceptions

Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow

Person 2: all of my clothes backwards

Person 1: why?
Person 2: because it’s October 26th

by nataliesachs3345 October 25, 2019

October 26

National Hug and hold hands day with yo BF or GF

Boy: it's October 26
Girl: ok

Boy: give me your hand

*holds hand*

Girl: Aww

*blushes*

*and give her a hug*

by MAV Coffee October 25, 2019

October 26

national girl hug a boy day ,, girls get to hug any boy they want :)

"Nation Girl Hug a Boy day is October 26!"

by MAV Coffee October 25, 2019

October 26

international sub to captain shire day

its international on October 26 oh yeah yeah

by great supine inprotoplasmic October 25, 2019

October 26

Beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day

John:"Isn't it october 26th?"
Pete:"Oh yeah its beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day"

by GlenGibbs October 26, 2019

october 26

national dumb bitch awareness day.

friend 1: what day is it?
friend 2: october 26!
friend 1: omg national dumb bitch awareness day

by b0b r0ss October 26, 2019