Obsorve

To observe and absorb simultaneously, i.e. to watch and learn.

1. The best way to learn how to do something is to find an expert at that something and obsorve what they do.

2. During most of my lab classes we just sat around and obsorved what the prof did.

by Bibliomancer February 28, 2013

oblong

A person of superior class and status.

Daniel is such an oblong.

by oblong1 December 11, 2019

obsolete

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

by nevets February 10, 2005

Obonics

A term to describe Barack Hussein Obama's vernacular English. Similar to Ebonics with the exception that this speech type is performed by a Mulatto instead of an African American. It is also used by those who support B. Hussein Obama's Communist Regime. Believed to be derived from Jive Talking, Ogga Booga, and other Ghetto-centric speech patterns.

When Barack Hussein Obama says "No new taxes" (his infamous 'Read My Purple Lips' speech) he was speaking in Obonics which, when translated into English, means "New taxes". When B. Hussein said he was "never a Muslim" he was also speaking Obonics and what he really meant to say was that "he was a Muslim" but didn't want you to know about it or talk about it until it would be too late (later on, as 'pResident', he would 'proudly' admit to his Muslim background when he was kowtowing to Muslim despots and tyrants). When Barack Hussein Obama said his name was "African Swahili" he was speaking Obonics but what he really meant was, "My name is Arabic because my father and his ancestors were (and are) all Muslims".

by ClassyWatusi July 5, 2009

Osonic Boom Laden

A kit on Call of Duty 4 consisting of:
1. An AK-47 with grenade launcher
2. Sonic Boom
3. Martyrdom

"Lets piss the other team off. Everyone put on Osonic Boom Laden."

by Bodysnatchers17 May 7, 2009

Barbara Olson

Ann Coulter's friend and mentor, also an author and television "talking head". Ms Olson died on September 11, 2001 when the plane she was on was hijacked and slammed into the Pentagon, belying the widespread liberal myth that Ms Coulter didn't lose anyone dear to her that day (Ms Coulter has been increasingly shrill and combative, especially on the subject of Islam, ever since).

Barbara Olson wrote two excellent anti-Clinton books, _Hell to Pay_ and _The Final Days_.

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

obsob

A guy who enjoys sexual pleasure in his hairy a-hole. Likes any type of anal pleasure but prefers a butternut squash shoved in there vigorously. An obsob also tends to have a stretched dick hole due to attempted dick fingering.

carrot: "hey girl have you ever experienced pleasure with an obsob"
potato: "not yet, not planning on it either i heard that they only do anal I'm more a vaginal type, what about you celery?"
celery:" yeah I've experienced an obsob, his stretched dick hole ate my clit as i shoved a butternut squash up his tight hairy a-hole"

by celery,potato,carrot March 23, 2017