Obsessive

When someone is described with this word, it means they're repeatedly nagging someone and not leaving them the fuck alone when they ask for it. Common with male simps asking for women's attention, or just a female tik tok star's fans in general.
They're painfully annoying to get rid of, and no one should have to deal with them because we've all got better shit to do.

Person A: "I'm soooo sorry for fking up. You know I don't mean it. You're the best and I never wanna stop talking to you, so please let me fix this" (you get the idea)
Person B: "You Obsessive simpy retard just shut the fuck up and leave"

by Anonymous_Unknown_42 February 3, 2021

obsessive compulsive insanity

A severe illness in which the victim suffers from insanity, agression, and mood swings. Brought on bysmall mistakes, often in symmetry.

Doing paper....
Oh shit.... the margins are off by .10 on this question....
My obsessive compulsive insanity is going off.........
#TRIGGERED

by Whitetrashyt September 24, 2017

Obsessive Muse Fan

Anyone who has heard of the song con-science. This also applies to the cave remix.

'What are you listening to?'
'Con-science.'
'Who's it by?'
'Muse.'
'I have all their albums, and I've never heard it. Seriously, you are an obsessive Muse fan.'

by That Obsessive Muse Fan September 3, 2008

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.

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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.

by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011

Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)

A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"

Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.

by SlangDude November 28, 2012

Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.

"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"

by bro fist August 3, 2015

Obsessive Passion

Obsessive passion entails becoming obsessed with or relentlessly pursuing that which one is passionate about. With Obsessive Passion, the activity overpowers the person. A sense of self-control is lost such as the inability to cease the activity that causes harm, feelings of guilt, shame, or burnout. There is a compulsion to the activity as in becoming controlled by the activity.

his obsessive passion for basketball made him one of the best to ever play.

by páthos November 10, 2022