Oxford

The gayest place on earth, located in southeast michigan, if you are gay and wanna show it, go to oxford where its ok because everyone there has a dick and they suck eachothers cocks daily. There is also a faggot named bill penly, he plays the butt sax and loves to finger his ass at band camp. Oxford people always cry about everything like if someone cool walks in, they will attempt to piss that person off and then will try to fuck the visitor up the ass the minute they sleep.Also they dont have anything cool in the Area, so they go to the neighboring town of lake orion to try and make them look like the shittiest town in michigan. However their Futile attempts are very terrible. Oxford sucks at all sports so they made up a sport where they kidnap children and put them inside creeper vans, this was how the rape game was started. fuck oxford, fuck them up their stupid assholes.

Guy 1, "I wanna go to the shittiest place possible in Michigan, Where should I go????"

Guy 2, "You should go to oxford, its the shittiest place around"

Guy 1, "I think ill go there, thanks for the advice."

Guy 2, "Just be careful when you sleep, you will probably feel like you have a dick in your ass every morning, oh wait, you will"

Guy 1, "Wow, that really does sound bad."

by LOLcats i made a deffinition October 26, 2011

Oxford, NY

A town near Binghamton, NY where all the scumbags live. Everyone is on a different drug and no one brushes their teeth. The only choices of food are Hoppies and pizza. If you go to the Dollar General, you'll most likely meet a few crackheads.

"Hey Nicole, you're goin' to Oxford, NY? Make sure you don't step on a crack pipe!"

by Celerysucker May 15, 2018

Oxford bags

n., testicles, nutsack.

AAEEEIIIIIIEEEAAAAARRGGHHKKKHHH!!!!!! I just caught my Oxford bags on the folding deckchair!!!

by Bobs Meryll July 9, 2004

University of Oxford

The beta-test for The University of Cambridge.

I wonder why the University of Oxford has had no Nobel Prize winner in the past quarter century.

by Cantab1 June 26, 2009

Oxford University

Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'

Eg, "That is so Oxford University", referring to something inherently crap.

by I learned the easy way May 21, 2006

Oxfordmoron

A braying, whining jackass, often becoming PM or Foreigh Secretary

There are more and more oxfordmorons by the year. Time to change the voting system.

by Granarchist 🙈🙊 July 10, 2018

oxford ice rink

a place where a bunch of druggie underage substance abusers hang out. most people are chill apart from this nitty group that go bridge a lot and think they are so cool but no one likes them

guys who’s coming oxford ice rink on saturday?

by swagraddilf October 12, 2021