floor shitter

Someone who takes a shit on the floor in a public bathroom and leaves it there.

Todd: I took a shit on the floor at CVS today because the toilet was too disgusting to use.

Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.

by cookc123 October 7, 2013

floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.

Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.

by T r u t h. November 24, 2017

Floor Tentacles

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Sacrifice to the Floor Tentacles!!!

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

Floor-tease

When you take the elevator and it stops at a floor before your destination but nobody is waiting.

Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"

by Ti-Charles September 30, 2012

Floor Baby

Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.

Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.

by philbobaggins October 26, 2016

Floor Curry

An abundance of diarrhea and other types of excrement spread across a bathroom floor and or walls. Usually found in the country of India due to 40% of the population shitting outside on the streets or beaches because the public bathrooms are overflowing with shit.

OH MY GOD! There's like 2 inches Floor Curry spread across the entire bathroom floor!

That Indian food is gonna make me drop some mean Floor Curry.

That looks like Floor Curry. (Aka shit)

by D0balina June 30, 2019

floor pie

When you find a pie on the floor.

Mmmmm... Flor pie. -Homer Simpson

by ZaphodPhouchg April 8, 2004