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non-offensive swears

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.
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by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008
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Counter-offensive

An insult rendered in passing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.
Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.
by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009
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TET Offensive

A rather elaborate love making maneuvre, in which a man balances a single quart of butter ripple liqueur betwixt his lady lovers ass crack while taking her from behind. During the act, the drink will spill down the crack, soaking all appropriate body parts.. at this time, the man pulls out, and she takes him in her mouth to enjoy the sweet, and in the end salty surprise.
"I gave Stacy the TET Offensive last night!"
by Bobbo the Gobbo August 13, 2022
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Counter Strike: Global Offensive

A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
by NinjaNugget April 9, 2022
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non-offensive swears

by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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Visually Offensive

Visually Offensive

somebody who is extremely ugly like max porteous and also has no life, or has very low social standards
him:west, check out that guy over there

other guy:eew ow west hes visually offensive, get me a bucket

him:should we hittem ow west

other guy: ye west
by westwestwest December 18, 2012
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non-offensive swears

cool if used to good efect...lets face it there is somthing that makes go yiff yourself sound dityer than go fuck yourself usualy however its just somthing people say when they are around people they dont feel comfortable swearing around...say your girl friends parents or somthing

also used in great effect in father ted where all that was required was an accent and they could cuss as much as they liked without being restricted in when they showed theyer program
by ice elemental January 18, 2004
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