nun's cooze

(n.) The tightest substance known to man.
"If there's a nickel of your money in a nun's cooze we'll shake it loose." - Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire.
by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018
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Kinky nun

A girl who has a naive mindset but imagines filthy scenarios.
Carly would be a kinky nun when she is older
by Klfkhksks June 28, 2021
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snowy nun

When you jizz in a cup for a week, freezing it nightly, adding a layer of jizz every day. On the 7th day, remove the cup from the freezer and gently push out the frozen cum cylinder, grab a cheese grater and harmoniously grate the cum cylinder over a freshly devirginized catholic girl.
Martin: "Hey Eddie, how was your weekend?"

Eddie: "I met this girl Tiffany last weekend at mass, took her home and totally gave her a snowy nun!"

Tristan: "Dude, that was my sister!"

All: awkward silence
by Martin&Tristan February 21, 2014
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Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.
Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...
by Lilithian October 08, 2020
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Slush the nun

Slush the nun is very nice and gives very good advice.
Slush the nun is so amazing!
by HollywoodMajor May 09, 2022
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Nun-cunt

A cunt that is useful to nobody.
That kev guy is fucking useless, he's a total nun-cunt
by Bazza1928 November 18, 2016
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nun mode

State of complete, devoted focus to a task that's taking up your life; pursuing some intensive, all-encompassing lifestyle to accomplish some great financial or educational goals
Jazmine has been in nun mode as she learns the intricacies of daytrading. It's a lonely job, but somebody has to do it.
by ItsADirtyJob June 27, 2017
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