nuclear

NUCLEAR
Pronunciation : new-kleer (former) , new-kyoo-lihr (future, perhaps current)

*Of, relating to, or forming a nucleus.
*Of, or relatin, atomic nuclei.
*Using or derived from the energy of atomic nuclei; atomic.

*A class of weapons, usually bombs and missiles, contents usually atomic or hydrogen.
*Any type of weapon, usually bomb or missile, be it atomic or hydrogen, that is derived off of atomic energy.

"America's MOAB is the anti nuclear bomb."

by Dave April 16, 2004

Nuclear Turtle

When your bowel movement results in a mushroom cloud of stench arising in the immediate vicinity. Then you observe below you in the toilet bowl the illegitimate spawn of some sort of amphibians from the bikini atoll test site. Most of the time a nuclear turtle is of a green color in some or all of its outer coating, although a black and brown variety has been reported.

My sh*t just hit critical mass, nuclear turtle imminent!

by TurtleBomber October 1, 2010

nuclear ass detonation

a gigantic ass explosion (which see). Not just explosive but NUCLEAR. Chars the ass releasing it, resulting in painful dumps for days following. Usually the result of alcohol and some type of spicy food. The fumes blind anyone within the confines of the restroom.

"Dude, i had beer and taco bell last night....shit...this morning i had a nuclear ass detonation"

by Guiness Meister September 6, 2008

kick up the nuclear 5

To move into high gear. In referrence to the five nuclear warheads that were "unaccounted for" by the U.S. Airforce during a three-hour period on Aug. 30, 2007. A derrivative of the phrase "kick it into high gear."

"Let's kick up the nuclear 5 and peace out of here."

by Josie Perez-Martinez June 2, 2008

Nuclear Dutch Oven

Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.

Oh man, will you stop farting! It's like a nuclear dutch oven in here!

by Choicelink May 13, 2010

Nuclear Holofuck

When your dumb as hell friend does an action that is so incredibly stupid (even by their standards) and ends up getting completely fucked up in the process.

Jimmy! go put this bag of chips in the microwave!

No! im not gonna do that!

JIMMY! YOU FAT FUCK! go put these chips in the microwave!

Fine...

HOLY SHIT!!!! ITS ASPLODING!!! ITS JIMMY'S NUCLEAR HOLOFUCK!!!

by Hal Emmerich July 6, 2008

legalize nuclear bombs

im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick right now im just stroking my shit im horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like.... fuck..... man.......

legalize nuclear bombs
legalize castrating gay people
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by i keep the seed on me November 3, 2022