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All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.
"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."
by Gyar March 5, 2015
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nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.
I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.
by mark52million March 26, 2019
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Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
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who the heck outta nowhere

when ur playing volleyball and u suck so every time you hit the ball it goes who the heck outta nowhere
by yooooowowoahh November 16, 2017
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Nowhere Beeps

The phenomenon of hearing beeps in songs when they don’t appear to be real, especially in the Beatles song, “Nowhere Man.”
Guy 1: Dude I’m listening to Rubber Soul, and I swear I here beeps in this song.
Guy 2: Yeah don’t worry, those are just Nowhere Beeps.
by anonymous October 9, 2021
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Nowhere Girl

Nowhere girl you're living in a dream
Nowhere girl you stay behind the scenes
Nowhere girl you never go outside
Nowhere girl cause you prefer to hide

Every day, every night
In that all old familiar light
You hung up when I called you at home
And I try to get through
Ant I try to talk to you
But there's something stopping me from getting through
Nowhere girl what you have you need
Nowhere girl all functional and neat
Nowhere girl in self-imposed exile
Nowhere girl a martyr-like denial

Every day, every night
In that all old familiar light
You hung up when I called you at home
And I try to get through
And I try to talk to you
But there's something stopping me from getting through
Every day, every night
In that all old familiar light
You hung up when I called you at home
And I try to get through
And I try to talk to you
But there's something stopping me from getting through
by Death Menace February 12, 2023
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bumble fuck nowhere

Living more then five minutes from a dollar general store
by Randy layhee 699669 February 19, 2023
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