Guilty looker

When you make random eye contact with a stranger and you both quickly turn away think “Oh god did they see me?”

“I made random eye contact with that guy on the bus” “ I hope he doesn’t think I’m a guilty looker!”

by EggDip March 31, 2022

trump guilty

A case of gelatinous defecation who denies that his shit does not stink.

Secret Service Agent 1: Has the septic tank overflowed again?

Secret Service 2: trump guilty

by trumpblows June 13, 2023

guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan: Commits murder with no cameras around

Dylan talking to his lawyer: "Im as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn right!"

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025

Guilty

No, I reject that entirely.

Hym "No. I reject that by virtue of DESCRIBING THE THING THAT IS HAPPENING TO ME, I am somehow liable for the fall out. I outlined the problem and created a solution for you. You didn't want to do it because YOU didn't want me to gain materially and now you're MOTIVATION POLICING. That is YOUR FAULT. YOURS, fuck-face. You didn't want to do the thing so that is the byproduct of YOU not doing the solution that was presented to YOU. I'm in a blackbox and have NO CONTROL over anything that is happening outside of the COMMUNALLY IMPOSED SELF-REFERENCIAL ECHO-CHAMBER I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN TRAPPED IN FOR YEARS. So, no. Fuck you you piece of shit. Open the cage or I'll drag your bitch ass straight to hell with me. I'm not guilty of anything here."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

guilty

an adjective describing someone so good-looking that looking at them makes you feel guilty.

A: Look at that girl over there!
B: Dame that's a guilty for sure.

by Mr. Aitler Hdolf July 14, 2022

Guilty

Guilty? I mean... Maybe if you deny women agency over there own mind and decisions.

Hym "Guilty? But wait... Ah! You think it too! That, women are dumb whores who are easily tricked or manipulated into doing things they shouldn't! See!? You'd HAVE TO to think he's guilty. He tells a story about defrauding a man out of $10,000 under the guise of getting to meet this woman in person... But that isn't a woman defrauding a man of her own volition...HE BrAiNwAsHeD HER! THAT'S THE STORY! THAT'S HIS CRIME! HE BrAiNwAsHeD WOMEN INTO DOING ONLY-FANS BEFORE IT WAS A THING! THAT'S WHAT HE'S GUILTY OF... But that's not ALL women. The True Scottsman wouldn't get BrAiNwAsHeD... Just the feeble-minded wittle gurls! His relationship with those women is reflective of the relationship between men and women at a broader level (and not an interpersonal one. I don't want to hear any of your 'buh muh wife not sloot!' Yes. Your wife sloot.). You see it? How men they don't want to fuck are footing the bill for both of them to live a life of luxury? See it? Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

as guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan is in court for murder. When he committed the murder, there was no cameras.

Dylan to his lawyer,: "I'm as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn Right" *shoulder pat*

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025