Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs

Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"

by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023

Stonks

Stocks and anything like gaining profit and meme man featured, #viceversa
Alternative meme man memes features helth
Hybirds made:not stonks and confused stonks

Me:buys bitcoin
Bitcoin:profit increased from 1.00 to 4.00
Me:stonks
Bitcoin:the profit is dropped from 4.00 to 0.50
Me:CONFUSED STONKS

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) January 21, 2020

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

by Manstonk November 14, 2020

stonks mirae

HDFC loss maker

Just tag stonks mirae when HDFC twins are down 5%

by pinkysingh May 22, 2023

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020