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go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie
Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not
by Slinky8 August 1, 2018
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I’m not a furry but

I’m not a furry but I like this protogen video!
by AnonymousNumber2000 October 17, 2021
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better not bring your kids

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!
So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"
by mister ferrari April 14, 2008
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it's 😍 just 🔪 a 💀 sussy 👀 baka 😈 and 😅 it ✔ can 🤷 ♀️ not 🚫 be 😐 that 👻 bad 🙄
i 😂 feel 💀 like 🚫 an 😅 impostor 😈 i 🙄 might 🤷 ♀️ just 😐 be ✔ a 😊 monster 😢
It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad
The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea
by serinyx May 6, 2021
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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009
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The last words of the popular fortnite streamer Ninja after he attempted to make 1 million people in the Times Square do the floss dance.
"Can we make 1 million people do this crazy fortnite dance?"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"
by HighElfArcher January 16, 2019
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Tight But Not Too Tight

When you're tight with your buds...but just not too tight. Another way of saying "no homo". Used to signify a bud to bud connection without any silly goose nonsense.
Me: *talks to bud*
Silly Goose: "Awwwwwwww, you guys are so cute together!"
Bud: *looks for nearest trash can 🤮*
Bud: "We're just buds okay."
Me: "Yeah we're tight but not too tight. Tight like a thicc man's jeans."
Bud: "That's right, tell 'em G!"
Silly Goose: "You guuuyyyyysssss 😂😂."
by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021
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