Forbidden noodle

A snake.

I saw three forbidden noodles on my run this morning!

by Will7838 October 6, 2020

Nigga Noodle

One of the best food recommendations

Kid: can anyone recommend me food I should try
Kid's friend: I was thinkin-
Nick Avocado: *crunches* nigga noodle *smacks* nigga noodle *crunches more* nigga noodle.
Both kids: what the fuck

by boe jiden bruh November 8, 2021

noodle boiler

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".

Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.

by jkdeadite October 23, 2009

noodleshafting

To go skinny dipping with the aid of a pool noodle. May include a boner, but not necessarily.

Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.

by Chris.G July 17, 2010

Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.

I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!

by Atomic-Tom December 19, 2010

Ramen Noodles

Instant noodles, comes in many different flavors.

A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.

I had to buy a month's supply of Ramen noodles because I spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^

by AYB February 23, 2003

oprah noodlemantra

Another name for actor Johnny Depp.

In the movie 'Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare' Johnny was credited as Oprah Noodlemantra.

by Humiliated Grape February 18, 2005