nobodycares

nobodycares cares is a noun. Generally given as a response to a dumb, stupid, irrelevant question.
Responder usually means well but the questioner usually is known to get on people’s nerves.

Person 1: Manchester is blue you know
Person 2: nobodycares

by nobodycares May 5, 2020

Nobody Knows You

I don't like you and no one likes you.

Nobody knows you, get out of my bathroom.

by Tony B. November 4, 2003

nobody steps on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008

by SmellsPrettyBad March 8, 2008

Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.

"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."

by TUDE September 9, 2008

nobody puts baby in a corner

the most romantic thing ever said to a girl in the best chick flick ever. (dirty dancing) this is just before patrick swayze sweeps jennifer grey off her feet and proceeds to show her stuck up father how well she can dance, and finally perform the lift.

johnny: nobody puts baby in a corner.

by break1tdown March 15, 2007

Nobody Left Behind Policy

1. A technical and humorous term for a covert rescue mission.

2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.

Nobody Left Behind Policy was enacted by the Congress of Beer Drinkers.

by Type2GenomeManiac November 13, 2014

Nobody

The person who asked

Joe M.: Who asked?
Ben D.: I believe it was Nobody.

by Rageinator November 17, 2020