Fap

A fake nap.

Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"

Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."

by NightlifeCommando August 28, 2010

FAP

Frequent Abuse of the Penis

I FAP every second Wednsday of Every other week.

by Bulldozer17 February 7, 2010

fap

''Forever Alone Pleasure''

dude im alone this christmas ill go fap all night

by MudingPakits April 3, 2016

Fap

Someone who be beating his meat

“Can I fap in the closet?”

by BruceDropEmOff August 18, 2021

fAp

when one goes out and... well, beats their meat..

FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by XxX_EatThatPussy69_XxX October 13, 2017

fap

let’s be honest, you’re looking at this to fap.

fapping is when you touch your genitals with your hand, or toys. sometimes, you can make noises like this> mmh~~ fuck~~ feels so good.

by kkkkkkkkanonymouss October 13, 2019

Fap

a mixture of mango and carrot juice

need a fap for the weekend

by pappiv April 22, 2017