Jonathan Nauck

A delicious adult beverage consisting of 1/2 vodka, 1/4 Chambord liqueur, and 1/4 grapefruit, served over ice. It is known for its unique flavor and smoothness. Symptoms may include a heightened sense of style and lowered sense of inhibitions.

1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!

2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!

by B.R. Ballers' Club September 20, 2011

fuggler nucker

A person who ruins people's day with your extreme ugliness .

Noah is a fuggler nucker !

by Xiomara Santospieve October 12, 2013

nuckle children

A term used to describe sperm that have been released by hand.

Where does it say in the Bible that a man can't break into a neighbors house when the neighbor is at work to use his DVD player to watch a good porn flick to release a batch of nuckle children because his DVD player is broken? I don't know, because the Bible is a very long book and I haven't read it. As said on the great T.V. show the Family Guy.

by Lt. One-Eye October 12, 2006

Nuck Fut

An insult towards one of low humorous qualities, such as Dale. A variation of the term Fuck nut, but without the obsenity and sounds a whole lot funnier See also: fuck nut

You nuck fut, stop raping my socks with your shoes.

by Kitten Monkey October 4, 2003

Nucked

Getting “nicotine fucked” or when you vape too much and get lightheaded or a slight high.

“Bro I’m so nucked right now. I’m hitting my juul and it’s fifty nic dog”

by Wompwompwomp May 22, 2019

nucklehead

Similar to dude, often used by advising Teachers.

Come here, knucklehead
Ok DUDE...

by the defenition master June 19, 2017

brass nucks

Brass Nucks are an extremely effective weapon in hand-to-hand combat situations. They are usually utilized by corn-fed white boys, often to beat-down minorities and "wiggers". I have personally witnessed them being used on several occasions. One good punch is enough to end the fight...more punches simply leads to a bloodbath and a severely fractured skull. Most people "blasted" with brass nucks require immediate medical attention (staples, stiches, rays, etc.) Many variations of brass nucks are available (different styles and materials) but the standard model Nucks available at gun shows are "tried and true".

"Some mexicans flexed on us at the Chevron gas station...so I busted them both in the temple with the Brass Nucks!"

by Karl Decheri June 5, 2008