A suckish channel for children who never saw real TV. In the 80's and 90's, it consisted of outstanding and loved shows such as "Hey Dude", "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?", "Hey Arnold", "All That", "Kenan and Kel" and "Clarissa Explains it All" just to name a FEW. Today, they've created the shows that make us all puke such as "iCarly", "Big Time Rush", and "Spongebob Squarepants". They cancelled all TV shows that all the kids watched. Nick-Toons was the original old-school channel for Nickelodeon used for Teenage Robot and other old stuff. Today, it is puke-worthy "Dragon Ball" and "Avatar" and fukin sponsored show "Z Force" or whatever it's called. Recently this mindless channel made Teen Nick channel have old shows at midnight until 4 every night. As much as I appreciate it, it doesn't do good because I DON'T ENJOY GETTING NO SLEEP. There is also Nick Jr. which is sad because the shows are like "Bubble Guppies" and "Dora" come on I'm looking for like, Blue's clues or something! As you can see, Nickelodeon is a channel for people who suck and are under like 12 years old, never experiencing 90's nick. Know something? I'ma age 11 and well, I miss it too. I know ALL the shows, SAW THEM ALL as they always repeated in 2000-2001, and researched AND has a 17 year old sister, so I know 98% of what nick really was.
I MISS THE ORANGE SPLAT AND SNICK!
I MISS THE ORANGE SPLAT AND SNICK!
by Paper_Airplaner_5 December 30, 2011
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Rocko's Modern Life was the shiz, as well as all of their other shows which showed alot of ooze and other sick stuff featuring a good variety of people. Now only white people are show on it unless it's some black person that is known to be "hip" and "ghetto" like.
by myself November 28, 2004
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Dude I got invited to a Nickelodeon Party, I'm gonna go as squidward and put my nose in some chicks pussy.
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2) (from the childern's novel, The Serious Children) Nickelodeon H. H. Grant says, "A long time ago, before TV, a nickelodeon was a movie theater that charged a nickel to get in. There. Now you know. My name means 'cheap movie theater.' "
2) (from the childern's novel, The Serious Children) Nickelodeon H. H. Grant says, "A long time ago, before TV, a nickelodeon was a movie theater that charged a nickel to get in. There. Now you know. My name means 'cheap movie theater.' "
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by CongruousClub October 8, 2018
Get the Nickelodeon mug.Nickelodeon is a kid's television channel made by ViacomCBS which was tested in 1977 and was first broadcasted in 1979. This channel is one of the most popular channels out there.
by odinhirules December 18, 2020
Get the Nickelodeon mug.Nickelodeon is a Television network aimed towards children ages 2-14 which began on April 1, 1979. This network is praised for it's entertaining and groundbreaking programming and is also known for it's iconic characters and slime. Nickelodeon is well-known for being the network that houses Rugrats, SpongeBob SquarePants, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Invader Zim and other high-quality childrens' programming.
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