teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.

Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.

by schoolio September 30, 2006

Thank U Next

Showing no remorse to the old you or past love life and moving forward. period

At the end of Ariana Grande’s new video for her lastest single, “Thank U, Next” Kris Jenner says at the end, “tHaNk u nExT bItCh”

by erykaaa0804 December 15, 2018

nextgenwalkthroughs.com

An awesome video game website that uses the power of sweatpants and beer to defeat video games. Upon kicking the livin' hella out of a game, they post recorded videos (in HD def) of how to accomplish said task of kicking the livin' hella out of a game. Site founders Explicit D Dan and Beer Baron John also produce a alcohol driven podcast called Two Chimps on A Davenport. Most days consist of alcoholic consumption, updating their kickass website, and rolling golden over their newest video game conquests.

Maxx: Hey Matt, I just got flattened by a friggin' Hunter in Halo 3, how did you beat it?

Matt: Oh, I went to nextgenwalkthroughs.com and viewed some of their righteous videos on how to kill it.

Maxx: Sweet, High Five!

Matt: Shwoot!

by mercboymaxx33 February 28, 2010

thank u, next

thank u, next is the 11th track off of her 5th studio album. It's about her ex's and how she grateful for all of them.
Big Sean: "Thought I'd end up with Sean but he wasn't a match"
Ricky Alvarez: "Wrote some songs about Ricky now i listen and laugh"
Pete Davidson: "Even almost got married and for Pete, I'm so thankful"
Mac Miller: Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm 'cause he was an angel

friend: have you heard ariana grande' s new song?
me: yes. thank u, next

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ November 8, 2018

Netgasm

When you shoot the basketball into the hoop and it makes that perfect swish noise that you have a netgasm.

Did you see that me make that basket?

Yeah, I totally just had a netgasm.

by Kelsie B. February 21, 2011

farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.

John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

nexterminate

Nexterminate: (Neks-tur-muh-neyt). A portmanteau (blend) of next and terminate in a neologism.

DEFINITION: Fired or terminated in favor of the NEXT BIG THING or person.

He was NEXTERMINATED by his younger trainee

by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008