The Convenient News Network (or CNN,) is the news channel on TV that everybody in movies watches because it always reports on exactly the thing you want to know about. This phrase was coined by Cleolinda Jones who writes the m15m livejournal.
Famous Actor: "Somebody just told me about some vague interesting thing that's important to the plot, I better turn to the Convenient News Network to find out more, because I just know that's what they'll be talking about when I turn on the TV, which, of course, is already on the exact channel I was going to watch anyway."
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Get the Convenient News Network mug.Something that doesnt exist, but in place of it we have unwholesome news and false news which reports everything bad that happens, and or anything which will be easily agreed upon(usually presented in a false way) by the left. A likely reason for this is views and money.
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Get the bao shuang news network mug.A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.
If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.
by aanonaanon June 11, 2018
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Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.
Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.
Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.
by DB in MO October 21, 2008
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Danny: Man, your dad voted for Pete Wilson even though he's pro-choice. I didn't see that coming.
Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.
Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.
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