Netlog

A networking site filled with sluts and horny chav boys all after "cam fun" and cover their profiles with naked pictures of themselves.
It is also a hot-spot for turkish pervs who can barely speak english and are trying to find a lovely english 13 year old wife. They do not realise that it is not a shopping site!

Boy: "Anyone on netlog want to see me wank on cam"

Girl: "Want naked pics?"

Turkish man: "You hott :O"

by DropDeadNed April 16, 2009

Nestoric

Fat beyond all belief
Nestor, a fictional character of some rather unpopular children's books as well as video games, seems to grow larger in animated form. Large in the middle and of unattractive facial features, Nestor is "nestoric."

Fat albert (the T.V. show character) is very Nestoric.

by Jazzilope March 11, 2012

Netcop

A person who tries to enforce the rules of the Internet, often used by people who are on the losing end of a flame war in an insane attempt to get rid of their opponent and allow them to claim victory. Vary rarely works and always makes the netcop look stupid. Common on usenet. Also spelled netkkkop.

ExtremeOne is such an ignorant netcop.

by Frogbutt December 5, 2004

Neeto

An exclamatory phrase use when showing great interest in a certain subject.

Also see: Awesome

"Neeto, I just found 50 bucks!"

by Ryan Clem September 30, 2007

neato cheeto

Something that is neat like cheetos

by Anonymous January 17, 2003

Netocalypse

When you feel like the world is ending because you don't have access to the internet

Jake was preparing a folder for memes to prepare for netocalypse.

by Sin30 July 23, 2017

netdown

The feeling of disappointment after binge watching a show on a streaming service knowing that it will be a year before any new episodes will be avaiable.

I just binge watched both seasons of Stranger Things and im jonesing for more. What a netdown.

by pedalsteel March 18, 2018