Netfixed

The Act of being enthralled by Netflix's huge selection of movies, television shows, comedy specials and/or clever rating system. The tenacity of this enthrallment is so intense that one forgets to answer calls or text messages and may see like a d bag.This is called being fixated by the Netflix website or simply...being Netfixed.

Trent: Mike...you didn't answer my text.Why you being such a d bag?
Mike: well my good sir, I(stress the I as though trent could never in his life been doing something as important as what mike was doing) was Netfixed.
Trent:well...we've all been there
**Both men high five and stay floating in mid air as 80's hit,"dont you (forget about me" by john Hughes, plays in the background**

"yeah so if you call me in the next twenty minutes i wont pick up cause im gonna be Netfixed"

"MAN: oh...i just came
Girl: ...shit, what happened?
MAN: i was Netfixed and didn't realize i had to pull out
girl: well...is there a movie that tells you how to deal with this?
MAN: of course there is...ITS NETFLIX!"

by Benjaminraphi October 10, 2007

Netflix O'clock

The prime-time television watching hours when so much local bandwidth is consumed by your neighbors streaming Netflix content that the internet slows to a crawl. Roughly 8PM to 11PM.

Last night during Netflix O'clock my download speed averaged 2MBPS!

by Treborch August 31, 2014

Netflonics

The 20 seconds of time between episodes on Netflixs.

I am going to take a piss during the the Netflonics.

by Bubbayum October 5, 2016

Netflix & Hang

The act of watching Netflix with your friends, your crush, your bae, etc. Unlike its counterpart, Netflix & Chill, Netflix & Hang does not entail sexual activities.

"I'm not in the mood for sex, let's just Netflix & Hang."

by Kewig95 June 13, 2016

Netflix, Hot Cocoa, and Chill

It means that you're married, watch movies, and pass out with little to no sexual activities.

Baby, do you want to Netflix, Hot Cocoa, and Chill, but really fall asleep shortly into the film because we've had a long week at work.

by Beautiful Scene January 14, 2017

Netflix and knockout

When you clap cheeks so hard and the person taking it hit there head hard enough off the headboard that they become unconscious, all the while there's Netflix playing in the background

John: I clapped cheeks so hard that instead of Netflix and chilling it became Netflix and knockout.

by Alex's D May 10, 2018

netflix and vibe

“Netflix and vibing” is a term used to say “Do you want to watch Netflix and be friends?” Often considered a SFW alternative to the infamous “Netflix and Chill” sentence.

Ash: Would you like to Netflix and Vibe?
Arron: Yes I would

by trouble13 June 14, 2020