Narwhal

A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.

"Maria is a fo real narwhal, my cousin chipped a tooth on that pussy."

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Narwhal

When a women gives a man a blow job while they take a dump or a piss on the toilet.

My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.

by Popchris45 April 14, 2019

narwhal

The male counterpart of a unicorn: a man who engages sexually with a couple.

Tim and Amy finally found their narwhal, and no one has heard from them in weeks.

by femalenhancement November 22, 2022

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Narwhal

An under water unicorn

That narwhal looks just like a unicorn, expcept it’s under water!!

by cool_kat456 February 23, 2018

Narwhal

A fish with a big sharp penis on it's head.

Your dick is like a narwhal's.

by Urban_Dicktionary69 July 31, 2017

Narwhal

the unicorn of the sea

Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.

by The man of blood and death November 11, 2018