cat napping

A common sexual practice.
This involves taking naps between acts of sexual intercourse in order to recover and gain an energy boost for the next session. Couples may drift between sleeping and sexual intercourse numerous times with no verbal communication or other activities outside of the bedroom.
This is probably the most productive way a couple could spend a sunday. I.e. in bed and fucking.

Joe: How was your weekend man?

Peter: Pretty mad... spent all of Saturday and Sunday cat napping with the missus.

Joe: Awesome... wish I had a cat........

Peter: ?

by qorn48 July 6, 2011

Get your napkins ready

this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...

"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"

by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020

Nappington

A way to refer to taking a nap, often expressed as a place.

"Dude, I'm so tired.. next stop: Nappington."

by Sausey October 9, 2009

black napkin

Describes something that is probably above average, but is trying a bit too hard to be more than it really is.

Generally used to describe restaurants. The phrase originates from the practice, frequently deployed by establishments that fall into this category, of replacing a white table napkin with a black one for customers with darker clothing.

The food was actually quite good, but the restaurant was a bit black napkin.

by Telebev November 4, 2009

Man-napping

Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

by Venomhead December 17, 2018

napkin

a magical device made out of cloth or paper that can wipe away messes on furniture, your skin, and virtually anything! but, alas, no one uses this amazing creation anymore.

napkin napkin

by zibem9224 May 8, 2013