uber newb

very stupid.

see n00b newb

embroidered version of newb, descending from n00b.

Lily: 100 divided by 20, thats 0.2 right?
Alice: you uber newb.

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

silly newb

A stupid beginner in a game that doesn't know what hes doing. Can be said "silly ass newb"

p: LOL Kevin stop dying you silly newb
e: haha word kevins such a silly ass newb.

by flushing June 12, 2007

lucky newb headshot

excuse made by the wizard himself ant mele when he dies in cs, often used with combination with the phrase jobber and randomed

damn these lucky newb headshots random jobbers

by Medicinal April 5, 2004

Pro_-Newb

is renowned for running two sisters side-by-side

Pro_-Newb turned the sisters into Eskimo Sisters

by 5 Gents January 4, 2022

Uber-newb

'Uber' is a German term that's become popular by people in North America (and perhaps other regions, I wouldn't know because I only live in North America). While it really means "above" or "superior to", people use it to mean "very". 'Newb' is the truncation of "newbie" an internet term generally used to describe people who are inexperienced in the workings of the site they are currently on, or with a computer game, but it's gaining popularity offline, and can refer to people who are new to anything. In the context that I use it below, it is both referring to the said person's developing understanding of the specific site, as well as their limited knowledge of literary and poetry work. The inclusion of the prefix "uber" meant that they seemed less certain of things than is usual of the average newb with the same amount of exposure to the website.

"If you're into poetry try Rudyard Kipling, or check out my poems."

"I can't find your poem called Rudyard Kipling. I can only see the most recent poems on the front page. How d'you find the rest?"

"Wow, you're like an UBER-NEWB, huh?
If you want to see the rest of my poetry, you click the button 'Gallery' right below the five poems that are on the front page.
And Rudyard Kipling's a poet, not the name of one of my poems."

by Annoyed forum addict. October 28, 2005

halo newb

1. A person who is equal to or as skilled as ben

2. A poor sport who whines about everything

thinks he is the best.... Dude you are such a ben, you couldn't hit the wall if you were surrounded by them.

by Stemmy Tree March 20, 2005

Courier Newb

A person who is bad at writing essays so all of their essays end up being courier newed.

Oh, wow. What a courier newb!

by rcohen118 December 20, 2010