by Alison Nelson May 09, 2017
constantly sipping on straight chlorine. definitely believes the hype. huggable.
ned = no evidence (of) disease. take with that what you will.
squishy white guy. and if you don’t understand this will be very weird.
ned = no evidence (of) disease. take with that what you will.
squishy white guy. and if you don’t understand this will be very weird.
by lennøx September 15, 2019
Big Aussie Bloke which likes to shoot bush turkeys and hates the teachers and the girls love his cock
by NEDANDNICKO.COM.AU April 10, 2018
a little tiny town in the middle of the mountains, CO where the completely ridiculous holiday "Frozen Dead Guy Days" takes place every March. Also known to be home to some of the world's largest stoners.
by 2chels3 March 11, 2007
Non Educated Delinquent
Scots term used to describe chav. Does not have to be from Glasgow. Often from in-bred farming backgrounds such as in the village of Braemar in Deeside, Scotland. Has had little or no attention and disipline from parents, who are probably wasters as well. Wears sports gear, trackies, burberry cap and/or scarf. Listens to electronic dance music with repetitive tune and lyrics, known to them as "beats." Has fascination with 80's and 90's hatchbacks, modifications, and "cruising." Generally stupid, are obsessed with going "on the sesh" meaning consuming copious amounts of alcohol, cigarettes and drugs. The males have a fixation to internet pornography. Also termed as bams (below average mentality) and they call themselves "casuals" As in:
Scots term used to describe chav. Does not have to be from Glasgow. Often from in-bred farming backgrounds such as in the village of Braemar in Deeside, Scotland. Has had little or no attention and disipline from parents, who are probably wasters as well. Wears sports gear, trackies, burberry cap and/or scarf. Listens to electronic dance music with repetitive tune and lyrics, known to them as "beats." Has fascination with 80's and 90's hatchbacks, modifications, and "cruising." Generally stupid, are obsessed with going "on the sesh" meaning consuming copious amounts of alcohol, cigarettes and drugs. The males have a fixation to internet pornography. Also termed as bams (below average mentality) and they call themselves "casuals" As in:
Normal Person: "hello"
Ned: "You startin'!?"
Normal Person: "I do not fight people like you"
Ned: "you're gay, and I did your ma"
Normal Person: "Shut up you pathetic ned"
Ned: "I'm a casual, so shu'up you fucking homo"
Ned: "You startin'!?"
Normal Person: "I do not fight people like you"
Ned: "you're gay, and I did your ma"
Normal Person: "Shut up you pathetic ned"
Ned: "I'm a casual, so shu'up you fucking homo"
by Chazmeister March 04, 2006
Stands for Non-Educated Delinquent. The stereotype is someone who wears white tracksuits, burbery cap, has a bottle of Buckfast (cheap alcohol) in his/her hand. Generally applied to the violent NED stereotype.
"S***, NEDs!"
by - October 05, 2003
NEDS STAND FOR NEVER ENDING DIARHEA SYNDROME. INSTEAD OF SAYING YOU HAVE DIARHEA, JUS SAY THAT YOU HAVE THE NEDS!
by HEFFENIQUA LONGJOHN June 25, 2010