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napoli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli’s (R-SD) words on an acceptable description of rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota’s abortion ban.
by athens April 17, 2006
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nanophyte

A nanophyte is an employee who is helpless without their nanomanager. Nanophytes can be generally identified by a helpless look on their faces, punctuated by dark brown noses due to their incessant and persistent desire to be nanomanaged by their chain of command. In true nanomanager style, nanophytes are effectively additional arms of their nanomanager, yet do not possess the mental capabilities of full-fledged humans and rely on the nanomanager for most non-instinctive processes.
The department nanophytes (aces in their roles) waited obediently for instruction from the nanomanager, who controlled every detail of their day. Due to the off-site nanomanager meeting, the nanophytes skipped lunch as they could not decide on an appropriate breaktime without specific guidance from their nanomanager. This was fortunate, as lunch would have resulted in additional needs for bio-breaks, again, a challenge for nanophytes without proper supervision.
by Stage Left August 6, 2009
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napoleon dynamite

a movie that i personally enjoyed for its oddball humor.

a movie that some people hate just because a lot of buttholes quote it all the time and just because it's popular. hating napoleon dynamite just because a lot of other people like it is a bad reason to hate it. it's like hating peanut butter or jelly just because it's popular.
i watched napoleon dynamite and thought it was funny and a good movie overall. if you don't like my opinion, tough luck.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
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Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010
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Nappetizer

Falling asleep before you actually go to bed, usually when watching tv, then getting up and going to bed for the main course, followed by the dessert of snoozing in the morning. Like most appetizers, it is unecessary yet rewarding for instant gratification.
I so was comfortable on the couch watching Highway to Heaven reruns when the urge for a nappetizer overwhelmed me, luckily the show gave me nightmares and I woke up in time to go to bed crying.
by giddycracker October 23, 2012
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Napoleon Cheems

Someone who is literally the smartest person around but everyone hates em.
Retroity muted Napoleon Cheems for Spam
by Jsiskahissis October 15, 2020
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Nappie

When some is being soft af like a kleenex napkin
You're being such a nappie bro
by Chraalin July 26, 2017
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