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n00b

Something as newbie, except about the term n00bs don't want to learn, they ask for trouble and will be the first one to laugh at someone who mistakes. Here are some examples:
In runescape:
Level 1 player:Hey I was wondering if someone could help me please?
N00b:ZOMRG lollolol y0U sUk g3T a l1F3 hurhurrr !!!!!11!!!1111!!!
Level 1 player:But I just...
*N00b kills level 1 player*
N00b:lololoollol 0wN3d lololol!!!!1!11!
Level 100 player:Dude, he just asked for directions, no reason to atack him.
N00b:ZOMG sTfU!!!!1!11111!
*Level 100 player kills N00b*
N00b:ZORMG H4x0r 0wN3d!!!!1!11!11one
Level 100 player:Shut the fuck up n00b.
by not7yearoldn00b April 12, 2009
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A n00b is not knowing what a n00b is.
My girlfriend called her mom a n00b and then spent an hour explaining what a n00b was.
by m3rcurymorbid February 14, 2010
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someone who has been playing a console for ages and still gets beat by people who have never played it before.
they think were usin hax0r but were not they r just TEH N00BS
by Hanahrr January 11, 2008
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a word only used by sci-fi/computer geeks. this word is used to put down someone through a computer game but ultimate geeks use this term in real life.
person1: oh look a train
train geek: no acctually thats a 123421456 Locamoitive, your such a n00b sometimes
by hawkstain September 7, 2006
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n. People who think it's only used by people who live in their mothers basements.
Yeah, those n00bs need to learn how to define words correctly.
by Jimmithy August 7, 2004
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The fucking most stupid thing you could call someone over the internet.
Not only is it an internet insult, but its not even "cool" or makes you seem smart and "tuff".
All it does it make you look like a moron who spends too much damn time on the computer, therefore resorts to flaming meaningless people and calling them "n00bs"
And it even has this definition of it being a term used to call "people without spelling skills, grammar and show no sign of intelligence"
Please.
But simply posting the word n00b you are showing what a MORON you are. If your flaming somebody you could at least manage to make it an insult worth reading.
not-noob: lalalaloveee
person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: n00b
other-person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: (first they try to sound really intelectual, and then the drop the BIG ONE)you're such n00b.
not-noob: =(
actual-smart-person: N00b is just the stupidest thing you can possibly call someone and by calling someone a n00b you are making yourself look like aa idiot, and yes A NOOB, LOSAH.
not-noob" omgthanks
person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: whatever, n00b

AND THEN IT REPEATS ITSELF.
by Paaaooo May 27, 2007
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Guy #1: Dude, look at though n00bs.

Guy #2: So hot.
by Legendes August 22, 2009
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