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n00b

A n00b is not knowing what a n00b is.
My girlfriend called her mom a n00b and then spent an hour explaining what a n00b was.
by m3rcurymorbid February 14, 2010
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n00b

A n00b is somebody who is complete and utter trash at a video game. They’ve never played before. If somebody has played for a while and continues to suck like Grant and Owen, they are still n00bs. You can also be a n00b at life, and anything really. Don’t be a n00b
Owen and Grant are such n00bs. They get no victory royales!
by IHAVETOPOOPMATI May 17, 2018
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n00b

someone who has been playing a console for ages and still gets beat by people who have never played it before.
they think were usin hax0r but were not they r just TEH N00BS
by Hanahrr January 11, 2008
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n00b

a word only used by sci-fi/computer geeks. this word is used to put down someone through a computer game but ultimate geeks use this term in real life.
person1: oh look a train
train geek: no acctually thats a 123421456 Locamoitive, your such a n00b sometimes
by hawkstain September 7, 2006
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n00bs

n. People who think it's only used by people who live in their mothers basements.
Yeah, those n00bs need to learn how to define words correctly.
by Jimmithy August 7, 2004
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n00b

The fucking most stupid thing you could call someone over the internet.
Not only is it an internet insult, but its not even "cool" or makes you seem smart and "tuff".
All it does it make you look like a moron who spends too much damn time on the computer, therefore resorts to flaming meaningless people and calling them "n00bs"
And it even has this definition of it being a term used to call "people without spelling skills, grammar and show no sign of intelligence"
Please.
But simply posting the word n00b you are showing what a MORON you are. If your flaming somebody you could at least manage to make it an insult worth reading.
not-noob: lalalaloveee
person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: n00b
other-person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: (first they try to sound really intelectual, and then the drop the BIG ONE)you're such n00b.
not-noob: =(
actual-smart-person: N00b is just the stupidest thing you can possibly call someone and by calling someone a n00b you are making yourself look like aa idiot, and yes A NOOB, LOSAH.
not-noob" omgthanks
person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: whatever, n00b

AND THEN IT REPEATS ITSELF.
by Paaaooo May 27, 2007
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n00bs

Guy #1: Dude, look at though n00bs.

Guy #2: So hot.
by Legendes August 22, 2009
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