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My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since
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my mom

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom is the best mom in the whole world!
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My mom

A motherly figure that is belonging to me.
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I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
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Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom
Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom
by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022
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my mom

if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom
by tsmika November 25, 2022
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