My mom

My mom just screamed at me
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My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.
Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 04, 2023
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my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since
ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant
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my moms salad

Eat my moms salad!
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On my moms

Meaning In New York on my moms = I’m not lying
On my moms I seen her yesterday.
by Anneliese A Santiago April 10, 2020
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