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I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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gay faggot slobbering on my cock

nameuser: "hey did you see that gay faggot slobbering on my cock last night"
"double cherry: DUDE, THAT WAS ME
by gamingthegameringthegaming January 28, 2024
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my cock

My cock is big (trust)
Wow my cock is so huge it caused a lunar eclipse, talk about dem apples
by im am not straight June 17, 2022
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rockin' my cock off

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"
by sergeant pebble December 8, 2022
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Where’s My Cock At?

A fun game to play during sex.
When balls deep in someone you question what part of them you are in.

Usually asked when you want to know what pet name someone has for their body parts.
“Where’s my cock at?”
It’s in my ass.”

“It’s deep in my Fuckhole
by Kaytee Ring May 26, 2025
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my cock and balls

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!
by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023
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