Noob Musket

Model 1887 shotgun utilised by noobs on call of duty modern warfare 2, frequently earning the ire of his fellow gamers due to the rediculous one hit kill range.

Damn cracker-ass mofo just noob musketed my ass!

by EZrudeboi March 7, 2010

Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.

by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013

3 musketeer sword fight

When a girl gives handjobs to three guys at once

I was in a 3 musketeer sword fight at the dance.

by Lashed November 19, 2016

Tummy Musket

An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.

"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."

by The CK1 September 3, 2018

The Musket Ball

When you shit down a girls throat and ram it down with your cock.

Me and her took it to the next level last night. She let me give her The Musket Ball.

by Saxon57 March 27, 2020

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Pueblo Musket Loader

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.

My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.

by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023