you fall asleep at a random party, after drinking to much and you start to see racoons. you wake up at 6 in the morning dragging yourself to your apt. when you discover people are looking at you with fear in their eyes. when you finally come home and look in the mirror you discover that you have the worlds worst mullet. guess you just got mulleted.
by shmort March 22, 2009
The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.
His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.
by eric torkelson January 26, 2005
by zng February 26, 2006
A hairstyle worn by men or women; the front of a mullet is anywhere from 1-2 inches long and sticks up while the back is often shoulder-length.
by Adrienne June 18, 2004
by DameMinna November 25, 2004
Manager: Hey, do you have a deal on that car?
Salesman: He wants to buy it, but he's a fucking mullet.
Salesman: He wants to buy it, but he's a fucking mullet.
by Trent H October 11, 2007