Muggle

A person who doesn't use magic and doesn't believe in it.

She is a witch but her parents don't know magic ... They are muggles .

by Goncalo2006 April 7, 2017

Muggle

A person who doesn't know anything about harry potter, hasn't read the books or seen the movies.

I can't believe, she hasn't read the book or seen the movies! She's such a muggle.

by KEYS&SPICE November 17, 2017

Muggle

A human that doesn’t have/know of any magical relatives however they could have a squib in the family

“Look it’s a *shudders* muggle” explaining how he/she hates non magical people

by Anonymous Spam January 22, 2018

Muggles

A muggle is a desperate creature. It lacks the sexeual tools required to play on the same field as the rest of the creatures. A muggle is inadequate to the level where is has to pray on asexual slugs during their slumber.

Steven fears going outside due to the fear of rape by Muggles.
Frankie is a muggle and pees out out his due to no penis.
Micheal is a muggle and routinely masturbates oraly with tree bark for sexual pleasure.

by Memegod3032 March 8, 2018

Muggle

'Muggle' is a word to describe a non magical person eg. Justin Beiber

Harry: why do u look upset?
Hermione: a muggle bit me!

by Xx_terminator_xx November 25, 2018

mugglesick

When a disabled or chronically ill person gets a common illness (i.e. a cold) on top of already being disabled/ill.

I got mugglesick this weekend, so I took benadryl along with my normal meds.

by dancingfish69 September 23, 2019

Mugged for merlot

When your drink order is taking too long

the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight

by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020