muffstache

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.

Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache

by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006

muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."

by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010

Muffon

when someone has said or done something silly but you cant fully insult them, simply for doing something cute.

someone : *pushes pull door* nyahhhh!
other person : you muffon

by cindchoo February 13, 2010

muffstash

a muffstash is what someone acquires from eating a girls box. not just any box... a nasty stinky one.

chris: dude it smells like vagina everywhere i go!
brennan: i dont smell a thing man
chris: i did eat that girls box lastnight
brennan: aww gross! your probably just smelling ur muffstash

by mcjizz March 23, 2011

Muffstro

A gigantic penis, belonging to your boyfriend ("Muffy"). Named after "Monstro" the giant whale from Pinocchio.

Wow, you look so sexy in that dress! I think Muffstro might make an appearance soon....

by HornySmurf October 4, 2011

muffsicle

An ice cold vagina

"Bro, its so hot out, I could really go for a muffsicle right about now!"

"That girl is so cold, she owns a muffsicle factory."

by Air ReRe October 28, 2013

muffshot

The muffshot is similar in many ways of the 'mugshot' instead its's when a female sends a picture of her minge to someone on snapchat. It's widely popular in the western society to send mugshots as a showing of affection for the receiver.

Casper: Damn I just got a snapchat from the biology teacher
Jeppe: What could it be?
Casper: Oh never mind, it's just a muffshot
Jeppe: Gross dude

by Miraccoli December 4, 2016