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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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Lawn Mower Method

A sexual act that consists of a sexual partner plucking off one's pubes with teeth simulating the action of a lawn mower sounds may be included to give off the illusion of a lawn mower mowing a lawn. The lawn mower being whoever must go in a straight path like a lawn mower making sure not to miss a strain of grass. The lawn mower method may be considered an act of CBT(Cock and ball torture)
Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .
by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025
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Polish Mower

Biting through granny's bush with your teeth
: I did a Polish Mower the other night, shit was crazy
: Leave me the fuck alone
by thneeed March 16, 2024
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Tysonilic Mowering

the act of acting in a douchbaggedly manner at the expense of a base of friends.
A certain friend moved to a northern town away from his friends displaying quintessential tysonilic mowering.
by acemclaud September 8, 2009
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Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase
by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023
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Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 5, 2021
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start the mower

When your partner pulls your anal beads out really fast
Jared pulled Thomas's anal beads out so fast it sound like he was trying to start the mower
by Hairyrimmer July 31, 2017
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