Motherf

When you're about to say Motherfucker, but you stop from a number of reasons, which include, but are not limited to:
- Politeness
- Shock
- Awe
- Passing out
- Death

"Motherf.."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

mother mother

a band that is listened to by many non-binary people

Jimmy: What’s Sally listening to?

Ted: She’s listening to mother mother.

Jimmy: They’re*, not she’s. Respect people’s pronouns.

Ted: Oh, my bad, they’re listening to mother mother l.

by MangoBerries October 11, 2020

thy mother

Ye Olde English term to describe 'Ya Mum' it was regarded as a heavy insult back in the day and was even used in Shakespeare.

AN EXERPT FROM A SHAKESPEAREAN PLAY
A "Thee sir, are a dog."
B "Thy Mother is of my generation, what doth that make thee?"

by Gohn Gardenza November 24, 2007

Blue Mother Fucker

Fools! It is in fact a delicious drink with

2 parts Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Blue Curacao over ice
fill with sweet/sour mix, splash of lemon/lime soda and add a cherry.

Long Islands are so two thousand and late, I'll order a Blue Mother Fucker!

by Mass Transit Android February 18, 2013

mother father

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.

You're such a mother father.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Mother-in-the-garden

When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.

"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"

"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."

by Sexy Students Association December 2, 2011