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Delmonte Motel

Beautiful escape from reality beach front with beautiful women and all the drugs in the world
You must have went to Delmonte Motel this weekend you look tan and at ease????
by Buttbongofiesta January 4, 2021
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motell

One of those modern-day inns where they have hidden video-cameras in your room so that they can rat on you to the authorities, your significant other, etc.
Whenever I meet a new chick, I much prefer to either take her home or go camping wif her rather than renting a room --- there are way too many motells nowadays where they fail to keep a "discreet encounter" very discreet!
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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Roach Motel

an American brand of a roach bait device designed to catch cockroaches
Black Flag also marketed a related insect trap, the "Flyport," designed to deal with unwanted flying insects like houseflies, with the tagline, "Lots of arrivals, but no departures!" It was less successful than the Roach Motel.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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motelity

How capable one is of staying at a roadside-lodgings establishment. Could be affected by various things, such as the person's medical needs, or whether said individual has to wear an ankle-monitor.
Anytime I meet a new gal, I always hafta remember to inquire as to her motelity, just in case we can't always just do the standard "your place or mine?" routine when we wanna have a good time.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
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Mount Isa Motel

When you purchase the last Chiko roll of the day from a petrol station cut it in half, find a homeless person use half of it as a condom and the other half inside them. When you’ve finished you eat the chiko roll.
I had the best Mount Isa Motel last night after I found a homeless man in my car.
by Scourge of the Seven Seas September 27, 2025
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Roach Motel

A group of Micronesians; Micronesia Mart; often characterized by the presence of crumbs.
Cami lives at a roach motel.
by ckl808 February 20, 2018
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Motel Fuckinboringya

Being stuck in a cheap motel watching garbage on tv and eating sugar and salt from the hall vending machine,
I don’t know what this place is called, maybe Motel Fuckinboringya.
by TheFlySciFyGuyRy February 9, 2022
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