by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021
Get the Morton Constructionmug. by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020
Get the Mortonmug. by Pulsarnova September 19, 2022
Get the James Mortonmug. A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.
Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.
Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.
by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010
Get the ruese mortonmug. Gavin is super nice but can be a little to serious with his work and cares to much about his fake gf
by Funny man jeff November 6, 2019
Get the Gavin Mortonmug. The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018
Get the morton specialmug. When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
Get the Morton handshakemug.