morton mood

Having a "salty" mood

Looks like he's having a morton mood again.

by YoYo09 June 27, 2016

Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*

Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name

by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016

Morton Construction

A construction company in the Mushroom Kingdom. They work on town maintenance aswell.

Who's going to build it?
Morton Construction!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Morton

A Saketh like man or woman

They are such a morton.

by C041 November 12, 2023

Audrey Morton

a skank who will message your man knowing your in a relationship and pregnant. She also sends nudes. A truly disgusting girl who craves attention from any guy who will give her a made up compliment. Body is a 1/10 face is a -5/10

Don’t trust that girl Audrey Morton, she will send your man nudes for 3 years being a side hoe.

by dontcareabit April 14, 2023

Tim Morton

someone who is nothing to you. worse than any chad or kyle. someone who is just A Guy to you.

you’re not fam… you’re not even bro. you’re just a Tim Morton.

by Demigod of Whiskey September 2, 2023

Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so nasty

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020