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Willybone (mort) 

Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.

Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.

Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)

Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)

Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.

Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first

King junior: oh, so order them!

Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*

King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?

Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet

King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP

willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?

King junior: enough! Tickle my feet

Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!

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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
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jock mort 

rhyming slang for good sort - when sung refers to the whereabouts of a hot chick
"jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort"
jock mort by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008
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La Con De Tes Mort 

Often use by gipsy community in france, a terrible insult( the cunt of your deadones) along with Manges tes morts(eat your deadones)
et narvalo la con d ' tes morts
La Con De Tes Mort by Ta race June 14, 2005
an amazing person can be described as a ✨pp mort✨🙂🔪
look it’s pp mort strutting down the hallway.
pp mort by pp mort June 3, 2020

Alpha beta mort

Someone who is so smart but yet so stupid. Has a large vocabulary, and a vast knowledge, but little way to convey it. Alpha beta mort is a man with tons of talents but unfortunately is useless to humanity
(In fight)
"Your such a alpha beta mort"
Alpha beta mort by Beta Simp February 6, 2020

la petite mort 

The little death is translation from the French "la petite mort", a popular reference for a sexual orgasm. The term has been broadly expanded to include specific instances of blacking out after orgasm and other supposed spiritual releases that come with orgasm.

Speculations to its origin include current connotations of the phrase, including:

* Greco-Roman belief that the oversecretion of bodily fluids would "dry out" one of the believed four humours, leading to death
* Islam's reference to sleep
* Buddhist Sogyal Rinpoche's The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying's quote: “Life is nothing but a continuing dance of birth and death, a dance of change.” (Existence through many changes, "births and deaths")
Man, la petite mort for me last night with Mandy was so big I thought I actually might die!
la petite mort by Raylin July 14, 2006

The Mort Goldman

The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....