morbid

A weirdo that wants to have sex with bugs and spiders.

That guy is such a morbid.

by crackyy February 1, 2017

Morbese

An amalgamation of the words morbid and obese. Meaning to be so overweight that simple everyday tasks, i.e.- walking or getting out of bed, become impossible.

Being so fat that others are disgusted by the mere thought of you.

Also see Morbidly Obese.

Most Americans are considered morbese.

"Dude, James is a biscuit away from weighing 500 pounds. I never realized how morbese he was."

"I can't believe of morbese Jane is. It makes me want to vomit every time I see her. It is seriously disgusting."

by Deegs April 18, 2008

Mombeav

MILF pussy. Mom beaver. Typically the pussy if a hot mommy in her late 20s and 30s.

Dude I would love to hit your mother’s mombeav.

I saw my mother’s mombeav last night. She’s shaved.

That milf has a hairy mombeav. I’d like to sniff it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

moebert

The full name for anyone who is referred to as Moe.

A: Hey nice to meet you, what's your name?
B: Nice to meet you too, its Moebert but you can call me Moe.

by whatsinyourwallet June 2, 2019

Morbality

A group of emos, goths and other weirdass mother fukers in black.

Go raid your local hot topic. Go touch grass.

Person 1: Did you hear, Kevin is now in a Morbality.
Person 2: fucking dumbass.

by TJ MaxxASS March 3, 2022

Morbid

To be fascinated by Morbius, the first movie to sell a morbillion tickets

I am absolutely Morbid, Dr Michael Morbius is a genius and I will watch Morbius, the new Marvel movie a Morbillion times before I die

by ItsMorbinTime May 8, 2022

Morbheads

Those who have ascended to nirvana, gaining morbillion IQ. They are the enlightened ones and we should Morb at their presence.

Guy 1: mORbiUs Isn'T goOd!!! IT haS a 17%!!!! MOrBheAds aREn't ReAL!!!
True Morbhead: *erases him from reality*
Guy 2: *Morbs uncontrollably*
True Morbhead: Its morbin time

by TrueMorbhead May 31, 2022