Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

moon gooning

moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.

Get pumped bro, tonights the night we start moon gooning, we have to bring it back.

by Spimbopulis July 6, 2024

Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.

Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.

by George Palorovik February 19, 2025

Moon Gooning

Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.

Aw fuck man the group Moon Gooning was so lit i got completely wasted

by lemndg January 5, 2026

Moongrooving

to be severely intoxicated; resulting in loss of control of legiments and severe dancing

woah Dave, Conor and I were moongrooving so hard lastnight, you should have been there

by amac12399 September 5, 2012

Monsooning

When you are having a really, really bad day it is not raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead, figuratively speaking of course.

I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.

by Gusto66 January 16, 2021