by Notreallythatbad May 16, 2020
Get the Monika/Monicamug. A game within a game where the player has Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club as their virtual girlfriend. She's just like any girlfriend, but she won't leave you over something stupid, and she won't cheat on you, guaranteed. You can talk to her about various odd topics and play games with her...and that's just the beginning.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Monika After Story: For that one person in your life who is forever alone, and that one person is you.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
Get the Monika After Storymug. lyrics: hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika! kalla blickar, kalla kårar. och du var bara fjorton vårar. ta min hand och visa mig vägen. jag är din i alla lägen! hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika, hej på dig monika!
*hej* *hej* *hej monika* *hej* *hej* *hej monika*
känns som vår kärlek gick lite sne får början, presic som lutande tornet i pisa. men tornet står där än idag. och här står du och här står jag. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika!
*hej* *hej* *hej monika* *hej* *hej* *hej monika*
känns som vår kärlek gick lite sne får början, presic som lutande tornet i pisa. men tornet står där än idag. och här står du och här står jag. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika!
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 23, 2022
Get the hej hej monikamug. One and only in the world. She is the sweetest girlfriend in the world. She has blue eyes and is Hungarian but born in America. She speaks hungarian with her father and he is from Serbia. She likes pipacs and the color yellow. She is currently wearing a ladybug sweater and is waiting for her car to get serviced.
Monika Anna Maria Ilona 343434 scout leader zrinyi ilona. Monika Anna Maria Ilona is a good hungarian folk dancer!
by survi11 March 19, 2022
Get the Monika Anna Maria Ilonamug. 
Big heart, even bigger titties. Gorgeous long blonde extensions. Queen of Progress Ridge. She is a woman blessed with an accent from the goddesses. Any stupidity that is sensed, she will not hesitate to roll her eyes.
by BS1985 February 21, 2023
Get the Monikamug. Monika a beautiful sweet young lady she was im my class last year she is a popular cute female she smiles at me a bunch of times I think she likes me but i like one of the other girls in my literature club I woke up the next day they something strange is going on Sayori seems depressed Sayori just
S ̘͋a̶̦̬͛ỵ̶̨̟̐ó̶̬̲̬r̵̟̋̽̆͜i ̻͎̇̕̕ͅ. ? D e̶ l e t̶ e d̵
Yuri is obsessed with me Yuri just
Y ̰̠̭͐͊͒ű̵̝̱͝r ̫͖͓̓̏i̵̩̇ ? D e̶ l e t̶ e d̵
Natsuki. She knows something is strange Natsuki. just
N̶̯͙͐à̴̯t ̢͔̫̔͑s̶̨͇̦̿̃͠u ̟͕̊k ̧̓̍̈i̵͎͌̾̉ ? D e̶ l e t̶ e d̵
Monika it was just Monika her sweet smile its so sweet I..... just
M o n i̴k a D e̶ l e t̶ e d̵
S ̘͋a̶̦̬͛ỵ̶̨̟̐ó̶̬̲̬r̵̟̋̽̆͜i ̻͎̇̕̕ͅ. ? D e̶ l e t̶ e d̵
Yuri is obsessed with me Yuri just
Y ̰̠̭͐͊͒ű̵̝̱͝r ̫͖͓̓̏i̵̩̇ ? D e̶ l e t̶ e d̵
Natsuki. She knows something is strange Natsuki. just
N̶̯͙͐à̴̯t ̢͔̫̔͑s̶̨͇̦̿̃͠u ̟͕̊k ̧̓̍̈i̵͎͌̾̉ ? D e̶ l e t̶ e d̵
Monika it was just Monika her sweet smile its so sweet I..... just
M o n i̴k a D e̶ l e t̶ e d̵
by -............- December 21, 2019
Get the Monikamug.