When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
Get the Married Mans Mongrel Maulmug. it is a total bitch who sucks dick
by kennedy f February 8, 2014
Get the cock sucking whore mongrelmug. An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006
Get the Marketing Mongrelmug. by Now What October 17, 2019
Get the Hairy Mongrelmug. A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds
"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"
by spoogelad May 14, 2019
Get the Spooge Mongrelmug. “Do you see that girl over there? She’s a real cock mongrel!”
“You must be talking about Maicy Rasmus.”
“You must be talking about Maicy Rasmus.”
by Resident rump May 17, 2023
Get the Cock Mongrelmug. being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up
'what are you up to you filthy human?’
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
by keith-gary December 20, 2010
Get the Mongrelatingmug.