Milkshaked

A prank where someone throws a milkshake out of a moving vehicle and it lands onto a pedestrian. It can happen anywhere, to anyone, and can involve any type of milkshake (variation includes flavor, brand, or consistency of the shake). Generally, it occurs late at night when people are heavily intoxicated and see people just walking on a sidewalk. The passenger in the shotgun seat on the vehicle is generally the person who throws the shake. It leads to sticky legs, dirty clothes, and loss of self-esteem.

I went running last night around the campus and got milkshaked by some random drunks. Now, I have to wash my running clothes and shoes!

by Teddybearsock August 26, 2013

Sperm Milkshake

A milkshake consisting of 2 parts semen to 1 part ice cream, blended and served with a bendy straw and a cocktail umbrella.

I could really go for one of Eric's famous sperm milkshakes right now!

by missanthropee December 22, 2010

Five Guys One Milkshake

Five guys one milkshake is the fine art of 5 men ejaculatong multiple times in a large glass. After multiple sessions of these men ejaculating in the glass they make a girl drink it. This method of insane erotica is commonly seen in
Pornography
Rihanna music videos

Keeping up with the Kardashians

Ellen

And is mostly used when a group of small white ninth graders try and make fun of you're typical blonde girl stereotype

"Yo dude we got that one girl to take part in a Five Guys One Milkshake orgy"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 12, 2016

Polish Milkshake

When you take an eastern european girl home who is subsequently sick in the toilets due to too much alcohol. You hold her hair back initially but release the hair as she blows chunks so the chunder gets in her hair, while simultaneously flushing her head in the toilet.

I was lucky enough to return home with a beautiful and charming european girl the other night, but she'd had too many cocktails so I had to give her a polish milkshake.

by Clunge ambler 1 January 8, 2010

My Milkshake

It brings all the boys to the yard.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by CallMeKitty July 15, 2011

i drink your milkshake

In the closing scene of There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day-Lewis says this to Paul Dano to show that he has defeated thee.

A line that would not nearly be as memorable if it weren't for its pitch-perfect delivery.

"As a sports metaphor? (“Let’s face it. The Celtics drank the Knicks’ milkshake last night.”) An amorphously obscene double entendre, hearkening back to its Kelis-ian roots? (“I’d like to drink your milkshake!”) Or maybe, in a nod to the godlike venom of its utterer, a taunt: “You best back down before I drink your milkshake, bitch.”
--nymag.com

by dilary huff February 5, 2008

milkshake

Noun- A blowjob

Chloe's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard that have $60.

by chhatgaypauls June 7, 2009