midigation

Da lessening of da "sting" of something unpleasant through da use of computer-generated music.

Maybe if da infamous teen-aged repeat offender who was sentenced to suffering through hearing his mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke ("because jail is too good for you, and has previously been ineffective in curtailing your irresponsible behavior") had instead merely been compelled to listen to said patriotic song's melody on a laptop, said less-painful penalty might have been somewhat of a midigation of da distress dat said juvenile delinquent would have otherwise felt at having been caught and sentenced yet again.

by QuacksO August 23, 2022

Litigation Lotto

The practice of suing for large sums of money over what is usually a trivial action in an attempt to get rich, and possibly retire.

She engaged in litigation lotto by suing the tobacco company for 25 million dollars over her child's birth defect, claiming they didn't adequately warn her about the dangers of smoking.

by Mockingbird13 July 6, 2011

Motigaytion

Motivating a friend to do something by threatening to make them gay.

Rob: I don't wanna try the black diamond course. (Steps back scared)
Jake: Do you need some motigaytion?

by TheLastBox September 3, 2011

motibation

Using masturbation as motivation to finish boring tasks.

I used motibation to finish my essay

by FuhrerPingas June 21, 2016

motivationally challenged

A person who lacks initiative. A slacker, a deadbeat.

Simmons just lays around all day playing video games and sleeping; the guy is motivationally challenged to the max.

by 3episodesofLITB February 9, 2017

motivation libation

Simply, a caffeinated drink that helps you get through the day without peeling your eyelids off. It could be coffee, tea, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, hell... even Red Bull.

Also the preferred drink of overwhelmed IT managers, often accompanied by many cigarettes before 9am local time.

"I'm not feeling it today, I need a motivation libation to make it through my 10am meeting in one piece."

by top_kek December 28, 2016

Motivation juice

A big cup of coffee

I’ll be at work in just a little, gotta get my motivation juice first. Caffeinate and hope for the bed, ya know?

by msevera December 4, 2017