Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure

Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same

by bobthehob September 29, 2011

Swiss Mistress

A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.

A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.

by vamperism November 27, 2010

Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.

After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.

by urban pervert October 31, 2003

Mistress

The woman who is dominant to you and will gladly punish you at any time for any thing.
see bitch

You missed a spot on the window...
Bend over to be spanked!

by tiffany April 28, 2004

mistresspiece

similar to masterpiece, only sooo much better because its been made by women!!!

or

A fictional cake company set up by me and Katie

"omg that picture's so amazing!!"
"yeah... you could even call it a mistresspiece"

or

"Mistresspiece have so far made one cake... involving freddo being mysteriously assassinated in a sweet shop. Currently carries health warnings due to excess sugar."

by FairyQueen November 24, 2006

mosteresterest

more than the most, moster, mostest, mosterest, and mosterester. the uber kill of arguments. :)

i love patrick the mosteresterest.

by chicklett October 16, 2008

Mosterist

A word that trumps 'most' and often times even 'mostest'.

I love you the mosterist.

by Serena bityercockoffe January 26, 2009