by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL February 28, 2009
A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
by NurseDiesel December 03, 2021
A mini lol is a laugh that is not quite 'lol', but is still technically a 'laugh out loud'. It is in between ':|' and 'lol' on the lolage spectrum. It's a quiet laugh, the real-life equivalent of 'Heh'.
Person 1: Your mum is fat.
Person 2: Well you're gay.
Person 1: Man, I was just joking with you!
Person 2: ...mini lol?
Person 2: Well you're gay.
Person 1: Man, I was just joking with you!
Person 2: ...mini lol?
by I Define The Internet April 09, 2010
by 69trousersnake69 August 23, 2022
Mini-Balrogs are created by typoes in Lord of the Rings fanfiction. They are not overly fond of fangirls and eat raw eggs and bacon. They generally reside at OFUM.
Legoals, Grimli, Borimer, Isenguard.
by GreenCat3 March 07, 2004
Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
by Moneyshawt May 09, 2008
Mini 14 is a semi automatic rifle, made by Sturm, Ruger. It is the little brother of the US military M14, which fires the .308 or 7.62x51mm Nato cartridge. Mini 14 fires the smaller .223 Remington or 5.56x45mm Nato cartridge, hence it's name Mini 14.
by Nala Dog March 30, 2009