minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Marvin mince

A man or woman with extreme erectile disfunction who only will be come erect if a George Edwards drawing in nearby.

He's a marvin mince.

by Max Mason June 09, 2023

Minced Gita

A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries

Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London

by January 29, 2021

mince flicker

Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.

Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?

Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?

by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014

Minced

Has a lot of money

She is absolutely minced . Loaded .

by Lekser March 09, 2021

Mince-pie Girl

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.

Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl

by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards

"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"

by mr cod June 02, 2023