mince

something you say when a goth passes

“oh lewis do you smell that mince”

by bigjoecoll September 23, 2021

MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards

"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"

by mr cod June 2, 2023

Marvin mince

A man or woman with extreme erectile disfunction who only will be come erect if a George Edwards drawing in nearby.

He's a marvin mince.

by Max Mason June 9, 2023

minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Mince pie

Mince pie = legs in the sky

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch”

by 34dd October 30, 2018

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019