by Lola January 01, 2004
by crew2010 March 06, 2008
A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year
Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.
Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
by dave555123 November 18, 2010
An Irish-Jew. Originates from the the derogatory term "Mick" for an individual of Irish heritage and the more offense "Kike", the derogatory term for an individual of Jewish heritage. Despite it's negative origin, Irish-Jews often take great pride in being Mikes.
by forksandspoons February 09, 2011
by Nezzzz February 12, 2010
by fat boy12341234 June 19, 2008
A person named Mike is a person people make fun of you for liking. If you like Mike you will get mocked by your peers. The girls who do like 'Mike' won't own up to it out of judgement from peers. This is a guy who is easily made fun of by the opposite sex due to his situation in life, his looks and his lack of luck.
I liked Mike until other females found out about it. They warned me I would be commiting 'Social Suicide' if I were to date a guy as unnatractive and unnacomplished as he is.
by Rusna November 24, 2007